1. Pierre Spies (South Africa)

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Can we be in the scrum with you?
2. David Pocock (Australia)

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Absolutely rucking gorgeous.
3. TJ Perenara (New Zealand)

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He sure has some nice balls.
4. Sonny Bill Williams (New Zealand)

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Guilty of knocking… our hearts out.
5. Leigh Halfpenny (Wales)

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The only thing he’s tackling is our hearts.
6. Israel Folau (Australia)

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Give him a yellow card… for getting us hot and bothered.
7. George North (Wales)

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You can carry us all away.
8. Richie McCaw (New Zealand)

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This All Black looks amazing in black tie.
9. Sébastien Chabal (France)

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Forever mauling us with his rugged good looks.
10. James Haskell (England)

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No knock on him. He’s gorgeous.
11. Michael Hooper (Australia)

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This golden god can handle us any day.
12. Paul O’Connell (Ireland)

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He’s got a lock. On our hearts.
13. Dan Carter (New Zealand)

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We wouldn’t mind letting him score.
14. Tommy Bowe (Ireland)

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Tommy can always play back line.
15. Chris Robshaw (England)

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He can definitely tackle, as long as he’s not too rough ; )
16. Victor Matfield (South Africa)

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He can crouch, touch, pause, and engage us anytime.
17. Sam Warburton (Wales)

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The only penalty he’s guilty of committing is being a stud.
18. Owen Farrell (England)

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We’d love to go to the sin bin with you.
19. Victor Vito (New Zealand)

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No penalties for letting him get rough.
20. Craig Burden (South Africa)

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You can’t get us winded anytime.
21. Danny Care (England)

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Ruck me. Right now!
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